Oh Holy Shite (A Brat's Christmas Carol)

Title:  Oh Holy Shite (A Brat's Christmas Carol)

Author: Rascal

 

Oh Holy Sh***

I am in my bedroom

Pining

Tis the beer, I do fear

I am cursed

 

It all began

Tonight when we were dining

The beer appeared

And there never was a dearth

 

I’m such a dope

This weary brat lamenting

When morning breaks,

I’ll wish I’d never been born

 

I’ll fall on my knees

When I hear that Sean is stirring

 

Oh, night unkind

Oh, night

When beer was poured

Oh, night unkind

Oh shite!

Oh, holy shite

 

I’m on my knees

I pray the angels hear me

 

Oh, night unkind

Oh, night

I wish I’d never been born

Oh, night unkind

Oh, shite!

Oh, holy shite

Oh, night unkind

Oh, night

When beer was poured

Oh, night unkind

Oh shite

Oh, holy shite

 

I’m on my knees

Oh, hear me, angels, please

 

Oh, night unkind

Oh, night

I wish I’d never been born

Oh, shite

Oh, holy shite