All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Back Cheeks

All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Back Cheeks

by Autumn

Everybody stops and stares at me

These two cheeks are red as you can see

I won’t say just who to blame for this catastrophe!

But my one wish on Christmas Eve is as plain as it can be

All I want for Christmas is my two back cheeks

My two back cheeks

My two back cheeks

Gee, if I could only have my two back cheeeeeeks 

Then I could sit for Christmas dinner

It seems so long since I could say

‘Sitting on my cheeks is easy ’ 

Gosh oh gee, how happy I’d be

If the seats were only cushy  

All I want for Christmas 

Is my two back cheeks,

My two back cheeks

My two back cheeks

Gee, if I could only have my two back cheeeeeeks 

Then I could sit for Christmas dinner

Then I could sit for Christmas dinner