O Christmas Brat!

O Christmas Brat!

By Mel

To the tune of O Christmas Tree ~ Composer Unknown

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O Christmas Brat! O Christmas Brat!

Thy behaviour’s so unchanging

O Christmas Brat! O Christmas Brat!

Thy behaviour’s so unchanging

Not only bad in summer’s summer sun

But naughty when the winter’s come

O Christmas Brat! O Christmas Brat!

Thy behaviour’s so unchanging

O Christmas Brat! O Christmas Brat!

Thy bottom burns so brightly

O Christmas Brat! O Christmas Brat!

Thy bottom burns so brightly

When I spank and paddle you

You profess regret that’s true

O Christmas Brat! O Christmas Brat!

Thy bottom burns so brightly

O Christmas Brat! O Christmas Brat!

No matter what I love thee

O Christmas Brat! O Christmas Brat!

No matter what I love thee

Thou might stress and challenge me

But never will I set you free

O Christmas Brat! O Christmas Brat!

No matter what I love thee

O Christmas Brat! O Christmas Brat!

So gay and naughty art thou

O Christmas Brat! O Christmas Brat!

So gay and naughty art thou

Your actions often make me sigh

But change you? NO! I’d rather die

O Christmas Brat! O Christmas Brat!

So gay and naughty art thou