Christmas Top Is Coming to Town
By Mel
To the tune of Santa Claus is Coming to Town by Gillespie Coots
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You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling you why
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling you why
Christmas Top is coming to town
He’s making as list
‘Cuz that’s what Tops do
Fill with tons of chores for you
Christmas Top is coming to town
He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for your butt’s sake
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for your butt’s sake
You’d better be good
You’d better not lie
Do as you should
Or he’ll make you cry
Christmas Top is coming to town
With big wooden paddles and heavy handed swats
Tons and tons of spanks that hurt lots and lots
Christmas Top is coming to town
He’ll love you when you’re behaving
Even when you’re naughty too
It’s amazing when he’s raving
He’ll still look hot to you
Oh you better watch out
You better not shout
You better be nice
He won’t ask twice
Christmas Top is coming to town
