Saturday, October 31, 2009

Christmas Top is Coming to Town



Christmas Top Is Coming to Town
By Mel
To the tune of Santa Claus is Coming to Town by Gillespie Coots
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You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling you why

Christmas Top is coming to town

He’s making as list
‘Cuz that’s what Tops do
Fill with tons of chores for you
Christmas Top is coming to town

He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for your butt’s sake


You’d better be good
You’d better not lie
Do as you should
Or he’ll make you cry
Christmas Top is coming to town

With big wooden paddles and heavy handed swats
Tons and tons of spanks that hurt lots and lots
Christmas Top is coming to town

He’ll love you when you’re behaving
Even when you’re naughty too
It’s amazing when he’s raving
He’ll still look hot to you

Oh you better watch out
You better not shout
You better be nice
He won’t ask twice

Christmas Top is coming to town

O Christmas Brat!



O Christmas Brat!
By Mel
To the tune of O Christmas Tree ~ Composer Unknown


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O Christmas Brat! O Christmas Brat!
Thy behaviour’s so unchanging
O Christmas Brat! O Christmas Brat!
Thy behaviour’s so unchanging
Not only bad in summer’s summer sun
But naughty when the winter’s come
O Christmas Brat! O Christmas Brat!
Thy behaviour’s so unchanging


O Christmas Brat! O Christmas Brat!
Thy bottom burns so brightly
O Christmas Brat! O Christmas Brat!
Thy bottom burns so brightly
When I spank and paddle you
You profess regret that’s true
O Christmas Brat! O Christmas Brat!
Thy bottom burns so brightly


O Christmas Brat! O Christmas Brat!
No matter what I love thee
O Christmas Brat! O Christmas Brat!
No matter what I love thee
Thou might stress and challenge me
But never will I set you free
O Christmas Brat! O Christmas Brat!
No matter what I love thee

O Christmas Brat! O Christmas Brat!
So gay and naughty art thou
O Christmas Brat! O Christmas Brat!
So gay and naughty art thou
Your actions often make me sigh
But change you? NO! I’d rather die
O Christmas Brat! O Christmas Brat!
So gay and naughty art thou